When people ask me what I'm doing for Valentine's Day...
I just want to be like:
February 2013
1 post
January 2013
5 posts
When I'm at the bar...
How I think I look:
How I actually look:
When one of my friends says we should go on a diet...
How I feel about formal...
When I found out I got tickets to see One Direction...
When someone asks why I don't take 8 a.m. classes...
December 2012
2 posts
When someone asks me to get coffee that isn't Starbucks or Dunkin Donuts...
IS THIS NOURS BLOG???
nope! I don’t even know who that is!
October 2012
10 posts
When someone asks me about homework on a Saturday...
When I hear girls having heart-to-hearts in bar bathrooms...
I usually just wanna be like:
Whenever I see another pregnant girl on my newsfeed...
After my parents take me grocery shopping...
When guys tell me stories about their exs...
The first time I introduce my crush to my friends...
When someone asks why I'm single...
When I've had a couple drinks before driving...
and there’s a cop driving behind me…
When one of my friends is being overly sassy...
When I see a cockroach...
September 2012
12 posts
Whenever I see a hot guy in one of my lecture classes...
I just wanna be like…
make you guys a deal.
get me more followers on twitter (I have like 10, it’s embarrassing), and I promise to upload funny stuff more often. because let’s face it, I’m hilarious and I’ve been slacking.
@thiswillbeawk
love ya, mean it.
xoxo, awk
dff
pffttt
Hey! So I'm thinking of transferring to Auburn next semester or year. I'm in ADPi at my current school, but how are they there?
ADPi is good here! they have good grades, at least I think they do, and they have a wide variety of girls.
How is Phi Mu at Auburn? Are they good?
you have the really pretty girls. and then you have the rest of them (the majority), which are called the Phi Moos.
When none of my friends want to go out with me...
When I wake up hungover on a day when I have an 8 am...
When my friend tells me who she has a crush on...
When I hear someone say "Roll Tide..."
When I wake up more drunk than when I fell asleep...
When I shack with a guy for the first time...
I wake up in the morning and am like…
When I saw all the pictures from our first home game...
July 2012
15 posts
When I see someone wearing the same thing as me...
When I feel like everything I put on looks bad...
When one of my friends breaks up with her boyfriend...
How I feel when my roommate leaves me...
when I couldn't come up with a catchy title...
I just put this up anyway.
awkward.
made a twitter for this blog.
follow me, bitches: @thiswillbeawk
When talking about guys...
most girls:
my friends:
When I go shopping for a Halloween costume...
When I watch Teen Mom 2...
When I tried to write a resume to apply for internships...
When I'm drunk and hungry...
so, when are you gonna start posting funny stuff again?
how is theta there?
normally, I’d try to be classy and say something nice about them. but I can’t even. they are THAT bad here.
for those of you who go to Alabama or know anything about their sororities, they’re our version of your Gamma Phi.
i don't give a fuck
How is Chi Omega there?
they’re really smart. like, I think they’re number one for grades.
June 2012
8 posts
is there a KAT?
yes.
Is K∆ good at Auburn?
if you’re not human, I heard you’re a K∆.
but in all seriousness, if you’re from Alabama (the state), you’ll fit in well there.
When my parents ask what I do in my free time...
is ZTA good at auburn?
yes, they sure are.
just remember to hold your crown if you go down.
why are guys jerks
maybe you’re picking the wrong guys?
